See how happy I am in that lovely picture of myself? Well do you want to know why I am so happy? The reason is simple morons; I am happy about taking all of your money. You silly twits, did you really think that I would have mercy on your sorry hides? My motto is; have fun at your expense in every way. I will laugh at you; tell you how lacking you are in all things, and most of all I will keep taking all of your money. And silly fools that you are, you will be drawn back to me over and over again. You will not be able to help yourselves, so don’t fight it, just follow your desires and make us both happy. That’s right; I will be happy with all of your money, and you will be happy with all of the abuse I dish out. Now you know what you need to do, so find that phone!